Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening,and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number). I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky .... - Alex P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
The Sad Truth
Norman MattonThomas (November 20, 1884 - December 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America. He was ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1911. As a candidate for President of the U. S., Norman Thomas said, in a 1944 epoch speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism", they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
The man with a (BAD) plan!
This was writen in response to an editorial in the Tulsa World....I agree whole heartedly!!!!
Although there have been many editorials over the years that have angered me with their point of view, the view expressed in your March 27 editorial ("Confidence") has to be one of the most outrageous ever. To claim that Obama's plan - even though it is one that will destroy our economy, ignore our Constitution, give our grandchildren a debt that can never be repaid and move us toward socialism - is better than no plan at all is pure insanity. Remember, Hitler had a plan; Stalin had a plan; lenin had a plan; Pol Pot had a plan, and Hugo Chavez has a plan, just to mention a few of the many dictators and despots with plans. Also remember, part of Obama's plan is to allow newspapers to operate as nonprofit businesses. The only requirement is that you cannot offer any political criticism. Oh well; it appears you're already adhering to that policy.
- Richard Marrinson, Tulsa
I will never understand how seemingly intelligent people can TRY to justify the actions of this man. He is the most dangerous president we have ever had. This country is in danger every day that man is in office. I love America because we are free, and have a constitution that protects that. If this man is allowed to make a mockery of that constitution, what has this country come to??
Although there have been many editorials over the years that have angered me with their point of view, the view expressed in your March 27 editorial ("Confidence") has to be one of the most outrageous ever. To claim that Obama's plan - even though it is one that will destroy our economy, ignore our Constitution, give our grandchildren a debt that can never be repaid and move us toward socialism - is better than no plan at all is pure insanity. Remember, Hitler had a plan; Stalin had a plan; lenin had a plan; Pol Pot had a plan, and Hugo Chavez has a plan, just to mention a few of the many dictators and despots with plans. Also remember, part of Obama's plan is to allow newspapers to operate as nonprofit businesses. The only requirement is that you cannot offer any political criticism. Oh well; it appears you're already adhering to that policy.
- Richard Marrinson, Tulsa
I will never understand how seemingly intelligent people can TRY to justify the actions of this man. He is the most dangerous president we have ever had. This country is in danger every day that man is in office. I love America because we are free, and have a constitution that protects that. If this man is allowed to make a mockery of that constitution, what has this country come to??
Quotes by Thomas Jefferson
The man must have been psychic!
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .
Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
And finally, a Very Interesting Quote : In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .
Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
And finally, a Very Interesting Quote : In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'
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